I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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