How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
