It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He's a Shit stain on my heart
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
