I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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