butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
