i barfeds in our rink
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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