I feel like abortions should bother me more
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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