new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Everyone says I win the strip club
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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