I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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