I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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