need another drink. this is the easiest way
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
The Olympian is in my bed
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
