i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We named our party play list daddy issues
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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