these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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