You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm at about main and main street
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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