I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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