Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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