I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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