I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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