The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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