I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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