I cockslap morals
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You're a disaster
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