his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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