lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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