the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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