Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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