So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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