i was born a porn star she said
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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