Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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