Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
