what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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