Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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