my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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