Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
