I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
...so i touched it.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
why do cheetos always look like penises
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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