Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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