let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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