I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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