I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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