awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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