I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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