Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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