Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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