We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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