Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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