S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
