I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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