I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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