Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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