I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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