he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Damn victory sex feels great
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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