North Korea, Best Korea!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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