i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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