You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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