His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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